They’re more than heroes - they’re role models in a half-shell.
The danger of returning to childhood games.
I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)
no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs
if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset
Bones next to the butt are nice
Butt bones are the best bones.
where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling
I’m laughing so hard
The boy requested scallops for dinner, so I made seared scallops over buttered noodles. I’ll tell you what, seared scallops are crazy-super-easy to make. Here’s how:
- Get some fresh jumbo scallops from your fishmonger. I suppose you could use frozen scallops, but I dunno how that works.
- Rinse the scallops in cold water, pat dry with a paper towel, then salt and pepper.
- In a sauté pan over medium-high heat, add a dollop of butter and a splash of olive oil. When the butter and oil just barely start to smoke, gently place the scallops in the pan, making sure not to crowd them.
- Sear the scallops on each side for a minute and a half. Make sure you don’t overcook that shizz or it will taste like rubber bands! The center should be slightly translucent.
- Voilà! Serve immediately. It’s pretty good!
Are these fortune cookies from night vale?